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New Couple Syndrome

New Couple Syndrome (NCS) is when a newer couple (1 month dating or less) constantly are talking about each other, being all lovey dovey in public, and being gross in public. This may also include canceling plans with friends to be with the partner, forgetting about friends, and being rude to friends for pointing out NCS.
“Hey did you see Emily cancelled our plans?”
“Yeah she has NCS and left us because of it.”
“What’s NCS?”
“New Couple Syndrome basically she left us for her new boyfriend.”
by Arzira May 23, 2022
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New Years Eve

A night created for people to go out and get plastered. By celebrating the year change on December 31st to Januarary 1st
What are your plans for New Years Eve this year?
by CountryGirl14 January 1, 2015
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New Funky Mode

Professional gamer. Makes hot megalos on SoundCloud. Also goes by "funky."
Man, New Funky Mode is hot tbh.
by Venom Pat-daddy January 2, 2020
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the new facebook chat

the most retarted thing facebook has ever done removing the little hidy box and replacing it with a huge rertarted peice of shit the mongs around the side of your screen it was desgin to be helpfull but turn out to be a huge fucktard that does nothing but be a complete drugy
just go to facebook and youll see the new facebook chat
by fbchatisgay July 26, 2011
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new hope squad

The best group chat about the british band New Hope Club on Twitter. @squadnewhope is also the biggest, popular and memorable group chat account ever made for New Hope Club.
"Are you in new hope squad?"
"What's this?"
"The best group chat about New Hope Club ever made of course."
by nhcspoetry October 9, 2020
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New music sucks

Starts with the keys
God who says keys?
Anyway, starts with the keys
Here comes that beat
Oh y’know that beat, warm and familiar
Like a dog's farts
Then those claps
You think they’re by real people?
And then the verse
And then I snore
Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Drake and even Macklemore
Justin Bieber, One Direction, Mumford and the shitty Sons, Kesha, Fall Out Boy, Lorde, Miley
Even Bruno Mars
I'm sure he's super talented, well try telling that to my ears
I’m not saying that I think they all should die
I'm just saying that, I'm just saying that
I'm just saying that it makes me want to cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry

New music sucks, new music sucks, it really really sucks
Holy shit it sucks, yes indeed it sucks, I told you that it sucks
New music sucks, fucking don’t you know that it sucks
New music SUCKS
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020
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New Jersey Driveby

When you’re stuck in traffic so you beat off and ejaculate in your hand, then drive up close beside another vehicle and slap your semen-soaked hand onto their window
Oh man, traffic again? I can’t wait to give some random shmuck the old New Jersey Driveby!
by Cool Colin Club June 23, 2018
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