Miriam's penis

Extremely non-exultantly large

Person 1: Ayo bro look at Miriam's penis!
Person 2: HOLLY SHIT THAT"S BIGGER THAN A HORSE COCK!!!
Person 1: Ik it's extremely large I wish I had a penis like that.

by samdahman January 13, 2021

Penis Worship

Bowing before the altar of the sacred phallus, seeking indulgence for one's calling of fertility.

She fell to her knees, clasped her hands, and gazed upon his erection in an unabashed display of penis worship.

by d0c_brown June 18, 2018

Penis Darts

the feeling after a rough night of getting high and drunk. The morning after is accompanied with not only a hangover but a pain that runs through the chest and abdomen, almost simulating some sort of penis dart that has run through you.

Person A: Hey how are you? How was the party last night?!
Person B: Man I've fucking got the penis darts..
Person A: Man that must feel bad.
Person B: sure is.

by The weed master January 9, 2010

Galen's penis

It's a small cylinder shape filled with 7 and a half different kinds of stds. It's often confused for a belly button due to it's chodely nature. Don't get too close to this dick or else bad things will happen to you and your family. Warn your sisters, warn your mothers, and definitely warn your house pets, no one is safe

“Galen's penis was much too small to fit”.

by Jxt2002 July 19, 2016

Stevens Penis

From the show steven universe stevens penis is always getting in the way of the mighty magaswords

Stevens penis is huge

by Tombolate June 27, 2019

Penis party

A threesome of dudes (gay)

I had a proper penis party last night 🍆💦

by Mr. b chungus January 27, 2019

penis necter

A milky white liquid that bursts forth from the penis upon ejaculation. It is also closely related to penis wiskey.

Nobody can produce as much penis necter as Hector. Would you like to taste Hectar's nectar?

by Hector Necter November 4, 2007