Face handle

A moustache of such substantial size that it can be used to wield the face.

"Woahhhh, I am totally envious of that face handle, it is majestic!"

by Higher Priest October 15, 2017

Face Of Defeat

What you have when you don’t bang Courtney... Again

“Pat climed through the window and said not this time either. He had a pure face of defeat”

by TomatoHeadMan December 1, 2018

rectum face

Method of capital punishment in some jurisdictions. Involves the mutant known as Rectum Face eating you alive from the rectum on his face. Usually accompanied by disturbing sounds.

Josh got capital punishment by Rectum Face for poking Jacob

by lolcrackforever December 19, 2014

My Face

Ugly

My face is so ugly.

by Jerymyahdavies January 15, 2019

smashy face

The facial expression displayed by someone, whether they realize they're doing it or not, after they've had sexual intercourse.

Jessica was showing some serious smashy face after she got home.

by KekMemes December 13, 2016

Herp-face

A face that looks like congressman Devin Nunes's face.

"Wow, Devin Nunes has a major herp-face."

by fartasstronaut69 March 19, 2019

Gangster facing

1.When someone gives you a hard stern cold blooded look, that lets you know they are not happy. Like mean muggin, but updated.
2. The look and apparent attitude of a wolf or tiger when used by a human.

Man this cat over here is gangster facing me. Who the fuck he think he is? Where they do that at?

by RCPTHANEMESIS July 17, 2010