Smear Baby

When a man ejaculates on a womans chest and she smears the sperm down to her vagina, therefore getting her pregnant and producing a smear baby.

"I was an accident." "Yeah, you must of been a smear baby."

by mwood35 September 10, 2009

baby cannon

baby cannon: A hot girl with wide hips who is also at least a D cup, has a wonderful ass, has a pretty face, and is above average height.

Guy 1: Yo did you see Beyonce at the VMA'S?
Guy2: Yeah she is so hot and the best baby cannon out there.

by Dreamer58 June 9, 2011

ankle baby

A baseball sized swelling of the ankle after an injury. It looks like you are growing an “Ankle Baby."

I injured my ankle. And now I am nursing my ankle baby.

by Ankle Baby Daddy November 14, 2013

baby human

date me baby human

would you date me baby human if you knew i was good

by Krkič December 7, 2019

baby veal

The word used to describe the age of a younger woman more so than a man. Most commonly used for a under age girl by a older guy.

As Steve and Eric were at the bar doing shots they noticed that the bar was packed with hot tender baby Veal that was ripe for the picking.

by Mr. Molester June 16, 2008

Baby Tripper

Someone who watches over someone else who is having a trip on some sort of hard drug.

A babysitter for someone who is tripping.

If you're worried about trying LSD for the first time, you should get a baby tripper.

Ryan's never done DXM before, so he had Andy keep an eye on him. He'd heard that Andy's a good baby tripper.

by Andy Ryan Christensen August 7, 2010

Mudd Baby

A person obtaining the characteristics of over-sized ears, accompanied by wide eyes and a mischevious grin, who claims to be a jock and a chick magnet.

"Bruh you gets no hoes.Look at you,your a mudd baby."

by Z-Ehl November 2, 2009