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Two persian cats

This is a term for when your being groomed by Colleen Ballinger
"the only thing I've ever groomed are my two persian cats"
by legallawsuit July 2, 2023
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put the cat in the bin

An expression used to signify a harmful action without proper reason.

Derived from the incident in Coventry, England, in which Mary Bale placed a cat in a wheelie bin seemingly with no motivation.
I totally shouldn't have hit out at my buddy like that. I really put the cat in the bin with that one..
by ceebs123 August 25, 2010
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fat cat with a mustache

it is a very big cat, who some how has a mustache.
cat 1: look at my mustache

cat 2: cool, you now a fat cat with a mustache.

cat 1: I so happy
by #cats May 3, 2019
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Rusty Spotted Cat

A goon who spends all day shut in his mom's basement looking at cat pictures and videos on the internet.
I was going to ask Aaron if we wanted to come to the racetrack with us, but he's being a total Rusty Spotted Cat.
by Tactical Panniculus August 28, 2018
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cat 5’d

The total and utter destruction of any object or person, by any means, but predominantly with shit, vomit or both.

Developed from the numerical scale for describing damage to aircraft. Cat (category) 1 being very minor damage, Cat 4 being written off/scrapped. So Cat 5 would be reduced to dust!

For instance if you entered a toilet that was pristinely clean, but you left it looking like the toilet from Trainspotting you’d have Cat 5’d it.

When the bride to be on a hen do necks 3 bottles of Lidl’s Prosecco before leaving the house and then heaves in the garden she Cat 5’d herself in the pre-game.
Jesus Christ Steve did you just Cat 5 trap 2 with last night’s prawn balti?

Hold on babes, I think I just Cat 5’d my thong playing fart or shart.

Did you see Chantelle last night, she Cat 5’d herself on hooch before they got to the club and ended up rubbing her minge on the high street bus stop!
by Careless Winsper September 15, 2019
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Cat g spot

Where your cat likes to be pet
I know exactly where the cat g spot is
by raybeez March 20, 2022
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cat poo flakes

by Your Co worker June 12, 2019
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