Chinese Finger Trap

The act of applying super glue as lubricant while having sex. It allows some movement, while at the same time sticking and slowing you down.

My friend, never settle for super glue, rubber cement will give you the best chinese finger trap

by Life changer July 19, 2010

the Three-Fingered Bus Driver

An obscure sexual maneuver popularized in Russia, in which the vagina and anus are simultaneously penetrated, with a thumb and two fingers, respectively. The rectum is then pushed outwards into the cervix, where it is rotated by the two fingers.

"Darryl gave you the three-fingered bus driver?"
"Yeah. It was the most horrifying experience of my life. After that we went to Olive Garden."

by Adam W. and Adam B. January 9, 2009

four finger bart sus

When something is extremely unusual and awkward. This term is used when there is no other possible words or phrases to describe the action, person, place, thing, or situation. It is usually saved for the most odd and weird incidents or people. It's origin comes from the very unusual act of soberly shoving four fingers into a drunk, fat girl's anus.

Homie - "Dude, he totally just shoved his whole hand up her asshole."

You - "What the four finger bart sus?"

by Static Legacy May 16, 2010

Five Finger Dick Punch

A dick punch that is used by kneeling down and upper cutting someone on the bottom of the ballsack for maximum pain.

When Jimmy got hit by my Five Finger Dick Punch his left nut disappeared into his stomach.

by Five Finger Dick Punch May 31, 2016

Doing the two-finger tango

Female manual masturbation.

She stared at the ceiling mirror, naked hips gyrating as her fingers worked her G-spot in time with the music. She was doing the two-finger tango.

by mtspacey March 2, 2011

two fingered slot rumba

A phrase describing the act of female masturbation.

Eric: We're headed to the pool. Be right back.
Kim: What should I do?
Eric: Diddle.
Kim: Huh?
Mark: Try the two fingered slot rumba.
Kim: Ok! (holding up two fingers.)

(Eric crashes the golf cart.)

by Hobo2 July 29, 2008

Index Finger Up

This is when you lift your ugly ass index finger up to let people know your about to let one out, they may not know this and be startled by the disgusting smell.

John : **Lifts finger up**
Victim : ? U tellin me to wait? *Smells fart* Oh my god what’s that smell??
John : I don’t know *Turns around and giggles like a bitch*
Note : Index Finger Up is the action not the word.

by YaBoiWitTheTerms February 16, 2018