Hedgehog Love

A kind of love in which neither person can truly love the other, without hurting them first.

I love reading about the hedgehog love trope.

by MPMRHATB December 27, 2021

semirequited love

Semirequited love is love that is reciprocated in a meaningful way by the beloved, but there is a disparity between the perceived meaning or intensity of that love by at least one of the partners that prevents them from forming a primary relationship or life partnership with the other.

She realized she was doomed to semirequited love when the love of her life wrote her into his will, held her when she found out her mother was dying, and professed that he wanted her to be his poly secondary partner as long as they both shall live, but that he believes that there is a woman out there who will be a more perfect primary partner for him that he is holding out for.

by White Egret October 31, 2015

All love

A friendly way to say, Goodbye and/or good riddens.

Jake: Alright. Cya around man.
Kendrick: Alright. All love, my guy.

by Sp3cc August 23, 2023

Love shart

The act of pushing a shit out on a window so it resembles a shitty love heart from the outside.

Oh God look, Mike's done another love shart on the train window.

by Shoutymike October 15, 2016

Love Septitangle

a love triangle only felt by two thirds of the people involved.

“Yo i’m stuck in a septitangle” @wtf is a love septitangle?!” “a love septitangle is when you like two people but you like one more than the other, and the one you like less likes you. and the the other doesn’t feel the same any direction of the love septitangle.” “do you understand?” “FUCK NO”

by apache attack helicopters September 13, 2019

Mike Love

Lead singer of the Beach Boys, reviled amongst their fans. Has got a nice voice, sang lead on « Here Today » and « That’s not me ».

Bob : Hey, who’s your favourite member of the Beach Boys ?
Jim : Well, it’s not Mike Love for sure. That guy’s probably a Nazi.
Bob : Yeah, fuck him.

by BrianWilsonTheRapper August 17, 2018

True love

Something that is hard to find in this cruel world.

Something that forms a family

Something that mothers and fathers should have for their children

Something that we all need

Mom: Sweety, as you grow older you will know that it is hard to find TRUE love some people love your body more than your personality.

child: you truly love me, right?

Mother: With all my heart

by americaisbae May 11, 2018