Fuck The Sauce

What you say when you are telling someone who has possession of an illegal substance, or an item they shouldn't have, to throw it away.
Another way of saying, "Ditch the stuff."

(people smoking weed)
"Dude! The cop is coming! Fuck the sauce!"

by Weedajuana December 28, 2011

fuck-sighted

blind as a bat, when neither short or long sighted. Your sight is just totally fucked

Jim - so u wear glasses. Are you short sighted or long sighted?
Gary - I'm neither, I'm fuck-sighted.

by mr blobby789 January 2, 2011

Shit Fuck

A phrase someone says when an event happens that isn't so serious but still pisses them off.

Man: *phone slides out of pocket and lands on kitchen floor* "Ah, Shit fuck!"

*phone was okay*

by Daddy Dustin November 4, 2019

Fuck adjustment

Similar to an attitude adjustment or back adjustment but way better!

I need a fuck adjustment to make my back feel better!

by H_rubi April 11, 2017

Pump Fucked

The act of one arriving at a gas pump to either find it:

A) Out of order

OR

B) Aggressively hijacked by a blockheaded nincompoop

Driver: "Oh look, an open spot!"
Passenger: "Dude, it's out of order..."
Driver: "Shit! Well here, there's one over there."
Passenger: "Not anymore...you just got Pump Fucked."

by JBone007 June 17, 2009

Drink-Fuck

A mind fuck of the mouth. When one takes a sip of what they think is one thing but is in fact another.

Woah, what a drink-fuck, I could have sworn that was lemonade.

by jazz4 May 6, 2011

Bus fucked

3 or more buses entering an establishment in quick succession.

Look Burger King is getting bus fucked right now, lets go to McDonald's.

by Teacher Ted June 7, 2014