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Real one

a person who is apart of the guido family and is very ridiculous. They only carry around 100's and refer to them as "bills" They only hang out with other real ones because knowone else in on their level. They only pop bottles of grey goose vodka but never finish the bottle (This makes them more real). fist pumping, ed hardy, spikey hair and spray on tan are very common fashion trends with real ones.
did you see that guy last night in the club he popped 5 bottles of goose and him and his boys only drank one.. wow what a real one

guido funny stupid ridiculous
by clownin April 9, 2009
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Netflix and Chill for One

A euphemism for masturbation. Typically used by a single man or woman who has no sexual partners, save for Netflix.
Katie: "Netflix and chill for one tonight I think"
Chris: "Make sure you take off those fake nails, don't want to snag anything"
by DoctorLove September 23, 2015
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Curl One Out

The act of excreting.
- I'm off to the shitters, i need to curl one out
- Oh my god, did you see the poo button, that was sick how he curled out on her chest
by Barclay teh great February 23, 2009
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One More Lovely

A song on Beatmania IIDX.

Genre: HAPPY
Artist: Risk Junk
BPM: 200

(song level: difficulty / note count)
Light 7: 5 / 439
7 keys: 8 / 832
Another 7: N/A / 1452

The A7 noteset is one of the hardest in the game, and involves pressing keys at speeds upwards of 800 times per minute.

There is a running inside joke on the BEMANI & Rhythm Action board on GameFAQs regarding this song. Periodically, when someone makes a post that the poster "gs68" doesn't like, gs68 will "go One More Lovely (a)" on that poster. When he used this for the first time on the user xtremeskata32, another person described him as "tapping xtremeskata32 at 800 bpm."
<Person A> Did you hear? LISU beat One More Lovely (Another 7) with one hand on the keys!
<Person B> What?!
<Person A> And he cleared it on Hard mode and with a grade of A.
<Person B> *suffers heart attack and dies from hearing the details*

Or...

<Random Person> You're gay.
<gs68> *goes One More Lovely (a) on Random Person*
<Random Person> Ouch! I was kidding!
by gs68-2 February 23, 2005
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one forth your age minus one

1. The rule that states that in order to be a pedophile, the person you are interested in must be at most 1/4 your age minus one. You must also be at least 50 years old for this to apply... other ages have different intervals of pedophilicness
Hank: you, I'm totally in love with that 11 year old

Jenkins: dude... you're like 80

Hank: One forth your age minus one, I could have gone with a 19 year old...
by squintz_is_da_man September 16, 2009
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Eating One's Brain

Said of an individual, circumstance or location perceived as insidiously annoying. Usually one discerns the circumstance after a brief period of interaction with said annoyance.

From direct translation of the Hebrew saying popular in Israel.
Eating One's Brain example:

Last time we were there, the guy was eating my brain.

Let us go, this place starts to eat my brain.
by Tiger What Woods January 15, 2014
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don't have one

when someone asks you a question or sends you a bullitin on myspace about what is your favorite color, song, food, species of bird... etc... and you don't have one.
Myspace Bullitin: What is your favorite color?

Person: Umm, don't have one. O.k. give me a break already it's just a stupid survey.
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