New Jersey Driveby

When you’re stuck in traffic so you beat off and ejaculate in your hand, then drive up close beside another vehicle and slap your semen-soaked hand onto their window

Oh man, traffic again? I can’t wait to give some random shmuck the old New Jersey Driveby!

by Cool Colin Club June 23, 2018

New states of papere

The New States of Papere (also known as Impero delle Papere or Impero dei Tossici) is an italian discord server created in 2018 where you can be a duck or fight some civil war.

X: you're so fucking dumb! you're surely from New states of papere!
Y: i'm literally crying, I can't stop loving Papere!

by jak a rama May 20, 2021

New Haven Lean

when crack addicts indulges a little too much and develop a frontal lean so far their nose scrapes the asphalt.

Holy shit George is hitting the New Haven lean

by Scientific method June 4, 2023

New Year’s Cleave

When you break up with your current partner so you can hook up with a random on New Years Eve.

She was planning a New Year’s Cleave that night anyway, so I guess it’s for the best.

by Spoodge McDuck December 29, 2020

New York Sober

Like California Sober, except instead of only smoking weed, you only smoke cigarettes.

Jane: “Why is Joe standing outside of the bar chainsmoking? He hasn’t even gotten a beer, why’d he even come?”

Jim: “Oh yeah, he’s New York Sober.”

by LordPhilipMorris August 15, 2023

plowing new ground

Usually said by males, Having sex with a group of girls one is new with or has not encountered yet but is going to in the not so distant future.

G1: Dude you going up to Chico this weekend?
G2: Yah ....You can bet on my plowing new ground!
G1: I wish you werent such a liar.

by Dan Lee April 4, 2004

The New England Catapult

When your cum/chowder load is so built up that you shoot your parter across the room like a god damn magic show, not to be confused with a Seattle Shot Put.

Wow did you see The New England Catapult over there!? I hope she is ok and would help here, but she has cum dripping out of her at the moment.

by Vince Morgan January 1, 2019