pack a fat spoon

To have anal sex with a overweight homosexual male while spooning.

Bears like to pack a fat spoon

by t.defelippi November 29, 2013

fat ass hoe

your mama

your a fat ass hoe

by andy January 30, 2004

fat bitch size

Refures to something that comes in an extremely large size or quantity, means super sized.

"Yeah... let me get a number three, can I get that Fat Bitch Size with a Diet Coke, and some sweet and sour sauce.

by TCW00dy March 17, 2004

Fat Lesbian's Ass

1) An expression proclaiming an extreme amount of apathy; especially regarding critics.

2) A negative amount of currency, usually an amount lost or owed.

Ex 1:
Woman: I would never date you because your car is not my type.

Man: I don't give A Fat Lesbian's Ass who you'd date, just roll over.

Ex 2: Hal: "How much do you still owe your landlord?"
Preston: "A Fat Lesbian's Ass!"

by fartCupper April 7, 2005

Tapping the fat leg

To have sex with an overweight female.

Last night I was tappin the fat leg.

by Brother E April 22, 2005

Fat Chick Mentality

Fat girl/chick mentality relates to a state of mind that a fat girl, no matter how skinny or fit or hot she may become later, cannot fully rid herself of the characteristics and outlook on life uniquely possessed by those chicks that are fat. This state of mind includes the need for unnecessary though drama calculatingly disseminated, loudly, to all 36 of their "best friends" in order to gain attention, perpetual and continual low self-esteem, spells of crying, self-centeredness with regard to their problems, and an emotionally fragile though hard-headed view of the world around them.

Homeboy, i banged this really hot chick last night, but as i was leaving her place i saw a picture of her from highschool where she weighed 300 lbs, which explains her need to call all 36 of her "best friends" at 1 am in order to ask for their advice on having me over. She clearly is maintaining the fat chick mentality.

by obiwannablowme October 13, 2016

fat man's chest

fat man's chest is the remake of the movie: pirates of the carribean: dead man's chest. only this isn't a dead man, but a fat man.

did you allready watched fat man's chest?

by Dniworrom May 16, 2008