by Tobias Lents May 13, 2005
Get the sand in your vag mug.A term spawned from two previously immature and overused insults 'your mum' and 'your face'. Although these two retorts were originally used by the illiterate and mono-sylavic lesser-beings of british culture the combining of the two has only recently been adopted by somewhat higher brow citizens.
Although used gramatically in much the same fashion as both its parent phrases the use of 'Your mum's face' is generally accepted to be a satirical take on modern chav culture.
Although used gramatically in much the same fashion as both its parent phrases the use of 'Your mum's face' is generally accepted to be a satirical take on modern chav culture.
"Man this seat is comfy"
"your mum's face is comfy"
"Don't you think this ice cream is delicious"
"Your mum's face was delicious last night"
"your mum's face is comfy"
"Don't you think this ice cream is delicious"
"Your mum's face was delicious last night"
by Matt 'Verix' December 27, 2008
Get the Your mum's face mug.1. A possessive phrase indicating the second party is in possession of a "Fuckin Gay" ie. a latent homosexual which enjoys intercourse. This phrase doesn't indicate that the targeted party is in fact gay, only that he or she possesses one. (maybe a slave?)
by ExplosiveJello June 19, 2009
Get the Your Fuckin Gay mug.A variation on the pronunciation of Pokemon, supposedly used in a satirical manner, but this has not been proven. Often used by total douches who have nothing better to do.
by Sven-Detlev September 8, 2009
Get the Poke-your-mom mug.When parents feed their young children, who do not know better or aren't given any healthy options, pure crap, resulting in juvenile onset diabetes. This should be considered child abuse.
Mom to already obese kid: Now what do you want for dinner? McDonald's, KFC, or Pizza Hut?
Obese Kid:We already had Pizza Hut for breakfast, and KFC for lunch, so let's go to McDonald's!
Mom to already obese kid: Ok, well get whatever you like sweetie!
Obese Kid: I want two double bacon cheese burgers, a large chocolate shake, and a large Coke.
Mom: Are you sure that's enough honey?
Obese Kid: Yeah....
Mom to Drive-Thru Attendant: He's going to need more than that, make that 4 double bacon cheeseburgers, and a large fry, large milkshake, and large Coke.
Drive-Thru Attendant: Damn lady! You should stop diabeating your kids!
Obese Kid:We already had Pizza Hut for breakfast, and KFC for lunch, so let's go to McDonald's!
Mom to already obese kid: Ok, well get whatever you like sweetie!
Obese Kid: I want two double bacon cheese burgers, a large chocolate shake, and a large Coke.
Mom: Are you sure that's enough honey?
Obese Kid: Yeah....
Mom to Drive-Thru Attendant: He's going to need more than that, make that 4 double bacon cheeseburgers, and a large fry, large milkshake, and large Coke.
Drive-Thru Attendant: Damn lady! You should stop diabeating your kids!
by Unfortunate Truth July 10, 2012
Get the Diabeating your kids mug.A phrase that is used mostly as an insult or a warning usually by someone one with a weapon who wants to kick the shit into you maybe because you have insulted them.
some guy: you're a fag
me: dont make me go upside your head
(then if they say ANYTHING you smack them. Or in my case smash them round the face with an old wrench that i 'aquired')
me: dont make me go upside your head
(then if they say ANYTHING you smack them. Or in my case smash them round the face with an old wrench that i 'aquired')
by Sex & Violence July 4, 2006
Get the upside your head mug.Hey man, that smokin hot sorority babe is definitely digging your chili, getcha some of that.
or the ebonics version:
Shoot nigga, that ho is diggin yo chili. You gonna get some poon tonight!
or the ebonics version:
Shoot nigga, that ho is diggin yo chili. You gonna get some poon tonight!
by Adam the Dominator December 9, 2008
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