Female Penis

Also known as the clitoris (or clit for short), is regarded as the female penis for a few key factors:

1. It is the most sensitive part of the external female genitalia from which pleasure is derived (similar to the head of a penis)

2. It becomes longer and harder when aroused (similar to a penis)

The female penis is able to penetrate the man through reverse sex

by Sweetpea & Baby Cakes February 1, 2008

The Cat's Penis

Noun: Similar to "The Bee's Knees", this saying was popular for a brief time in the late 1970s and early 1980s. The phrase connotes a feeling of excitement and approval.

I went to the Pearl Jam concert last night; their rendition of "Love Reign O'er Me" was The Cat's Penis.

by The Insight Provider July 16, 2009

PENIS DOME

The act of covering ones penis with your hand to contain your erupting loins

Dude I was on chatroulette and I my penis dome totally saved that chick from my man juices

by student of the master March 1, 2010

Penis hat

A type of hat that is made to look like a penis and is worn on the head. Although the material it is made from and the shape of it ect. is different it is based of the principle of the stove pipe hat.
It is often worn to ball games and other sporting events,and to school ect. and as a joke.

He's got a penis hat on.

by Judge dredd7 September 9, 2011

Penis Santa

A decoration that often is apparent during the Christmas holidays. The shape of this wild Santa often resembles the shape of a penis.

Child
Mom why are all those dildos on the window?
Mother
Why you little ass dove those aret dildos they are penis santas!

by ass fairy November 18, 2003

Galen's penis

It's a small cylinder shape filled with 7 and a half different kinds of stds. It's often confused for a belly button due to it's chodely nature. Don't get too close to this dick or else bad things will happen to you and your family. Warn your sisters, warn your mothers, and definitely warn your house pets, no one is safe

“Galen's penis was much too small to fit”.

by Jxt2002 July 19, 2016

slimy penis

Noun:

Street Term: someone who is deceptive, shady, or very tricky.

Formal Definition: a very slick penis.

Street: 'Hey man, you see bob over there?'

" yeah, he's always lingering around and avoiding

people like he's up to something..."

'What a slimy penis...'

Formal: "Dan! Your penis is so hard to grasp! It such a

slimy penis"

by The Mighty Sirrs June 2, 2011