Urban dictionary

Urban dictionary is something that partially made me unholy and the bitch I am today like this if you agree .

Friend ,” hey look at this I found in the urban dictionary!”
Me ,” that ... Thing made me a bitch .... No.”

by Insert meme ..... December 30, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A site where it's impossible to search something up and to not find something sadistic or sexually fucked up.

Jake: broo, are you looking at Urban dictionary?
Jeff: yeah Broo, you sound gay af too, btw. Let's go tiktok this bitch
Jake: fuck yeah!!!!

by Yee mato in green November 12, 2018

Urban Dictionary

This website with 99.9% perverts and it makes you super goddamn horny.

I'm bored, time to go on the Urban Dictionary

*3 minutes later*

Wants to watch porn

by BostBro July 11, 2022

Urban Dictionary Likes and Dislikes

They removed it because this website is now run by idiotic cunts apparently

User1: Why can't I see the Urban Dictionary Likes and Dislikes?
User2: Yeah what's up with the website, is it a bug?
User3: No, this website has just gone to shit
User1 and User2: Aw fuck that sucks, now it's unusable

by KeepTheDamnSocksOn September 20, 2025

I am new to urban dictionary

Oh really? You are? Nice. NOW GET READY TO BECOME ADDICTED TO IT.

"Hey Charlotte, Are you on urban dictionary?"
"Yeah. You?"
"I am new to urban dictionary"
"ARE YOU AN INFANT? WERE YOU JUST BORN? IF NO, THEN WHAT WERE YOU DOING TILL NOW?"
"I was wasting my life..."

by Cierra Allison March 5, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A stupid website that wont let me define my friend Liam as a joke. fuck you urban dictionary I love you.

"Urban dictionary likes men"

by peniscockdickschlongdingaling April 26, 2021

Urban dictionary

Social media as a dictionary. Kinda. Also a place to search up random words when bored.

Friend: what does “couch” mean?
Me: Search it up in Urban Dictionary, you’ll thank me later
*five minutes later*
Friend: Well, that was insulting
Me: It’s speaking facts though

by Just_hate_twowrlds October 9, 2022