Mississippi mud cat

When you take a slim jim meat snack and stuff it into a penis and the other party noodles it out with their tongue.

Stacy was giving Brad a Mississippi mud cat in the back yard.

by Brisket01 August 4, 2018

Cat fish kisses

When a woman slams her vagina on a tow truck because it’s nice AF and shiny

Damn… I sure hope insurance will cover all the cover all the cat fish kisses my tow truck just sustained!

by Tow man 2000 February 18, 2022

dirty barn cat

fake ass country sluts that fuck every guy in a friend group can be found at local field party yelling yee yee drinking bud lights. commonly also known as a mud cricket (see definition)

party tonight karas bringing her dirty barn cat friends

by sggggggggggggggjhwwrwrwqe44494 August 8, 2018

Kitty Cat Bear

A very rare marsupial.

How many babies is that kitty cat bear carrying in its pouch? I don’t know but it sure is cute!!!

by FL fact finder January 14, 2021

texas mud cat

A gal in Texas that is always around mud or mud parks and no matter what 9 times outta 10 she manages to bang the person with the nicest mud toys or biggest lift on there toys. Always moves from one to another by the occasion.

Me and my boys were and the pud park last weekend and we ran train on that ol Texas mud cat that was there.

by txcrazy June 2, 2016

Crazy ass cat

Feline house pet that frequently behaves as though completely out of its mind and does wired and funny stuff.

Caramel kept swatting her paws up as if to grab my cigarette even though I'm still petting her. Crazy ass cat!

by CatLady8038 November 3, 2018

very tuff cat

the tuffest cat in existence. legends has it that this cat was tuffer than hitler. and ruled the universe

a cat which is so strong that people called "very tuff cat"

by anonymous August 30, 2023