acoustic #3

the best goo goo dolls song literally ever. off of their album "Dizzy up the Girl".

fat ugly fuck: "Whats your favorite GGD song? Mine's Iris."
Skinny Beautiful Woman "Acoustic #3 you dumb fat cunt."

by diverwerk June 27, 2024

National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day

On October 19th, if you are 5’6 3/4 then prepared to get came on! Preferably in the mouth. Gang bangs are allowed and recommended. So watch out!

National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day :
Friend: “It’s the 19th of October, open wide!”
Friend 2: “Please don’t do this..”
*fills mouth with sticky cum and creampies*

by Google Calendar October 18, 2021

john smith 3:15

“thou shall not dirty dance in da streets”

my dance friends were reciting the bible verse john smith 3:15 to me yesterday

by Johnny Smith 315 October 1, 2019

Number 3

Slang for diarrhea.

As a resulting of eating that bad chili, I had to go Number 3 in the toilet all day.

by Tony Splagola October 21, 2019

3

The 43rd digit of pi.

3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679.

by Almighty91 November 13, 2023

November 3

National " buy your child whatever they want " day. Go on and Tell your mom its up to her if she'll believe you or not tho.

"Not my problem" - Johnny (NCT)

Kleia:Hey mom, don't you know it's november 3?
Mom: I'm pretty sure I do
Kleia:BUT do you know that its buy your child whatever they want day?
Mom: That's not a real holiday.
Kleia:Oh it is mom it is,now lets go to the mall i have a list
Mom:Why did i gave birth to a stupid worthless idiotic child that always spends money.
Kleia:MOM THE CAR WON'T DRIVE ITSELF!
Mom: Can't you fucking wait!?

by a broke kpop fan October 28, 2021

pati <3

pati is the most AMAZING human ever.
the sweetest ofc. she is my bestfriend and all you can do is be jealous lol

love her the most in the world + she has huge obsession on Bucky and Natasha 😋

you can use “pati <3” as the best human being for example “you are my pati <3”

by Ilovepatilol November 21, 2021