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cornflake eaters

Derogatory name for Perfect Middle class families who all sit together round the breakfast table
“Look at them with their perfect house and clean car and their talented children. What a bunch of cornflake eaters”
by Kdawg73&sexpanther November 1, 2017
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Kilo Eater

A parody of kilometre. A person who in their bid to lose weight takes up jogging and ends up stopping every so often to munch on something from restaurants and food vendors
May: Check out Annie, she hasnt lost any weight since she took up running 2 months ago.
Beth: Not surprised, she is a kilo eater. I have spotted her many times coming out of restaurants munching a doughnut dressed in her truck suit
by Pookie518 March 19, 2013
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Penguin Eater

1. An annoying douche bag .

2. Someone who eats penguins.
Asshat: Hey, do you want to go out?
Person: No, you are a penguin eater!
Asshat: What's that supposed to mean?
Person: That if you don't go away I will shove my foot up your ass.
Asshat: ...oh...
by Noel Random March 21, 2010
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News Eater

Someone that uses the Facebook Newsfeed to get all their Facebook info, as opposed to fraping peoples walls.
John: How did you see my post, you frapist?

Sam: I'm not a frapist, I'm a News Eater!

John: Oh sorry, my mistake.
by Froridinator July 22, 2010
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paint eater

This is a term used to describe someone so dumb that they might as well eat chipped paint from walls.

Can also refer to someone who is dumb enough to huff paint leading to the destruction of thier brain cells which makes them even dumber.
“Hey, what is your little cousing eating. Did you give him crackers

“Nah. The little shit is a paint eater.”

“That explains alot”
by Dedalus Diggle May 18, 2018
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Pussy Eater

Eating big juicy fucking pussies. Give rimjobs, suck it, fuck it, lick it. You want that fucking pussy.
I’m a pussy eater. I ate one last night.
by Thomas Thé Pussy Eater November 29, 2018
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Heart Eater

A female or male who you are in love with and they pretend to care about you and uses you but then dumps you or hurt you and then act like you’re the one who fucked shit up
She is a heart eater and doesn’t care about me
by Sad15yearold June 10, 2019
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