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teensplaining 

Similar to mansplaining but with a teenager who firmly believes he/she/they know everything, and are therefore obligated to explain it to you. Often accompanied with an eye roll followed by stomping and a door slam.
(Mom and Teenager watching Home Alone)
Teen: Mom, wait until you see what happens when the power goes out.

Mom: You mean when their phone lines are down?
Teen: Did know that phones went down back then?
Mom: Yes.
Teen: Well, it was because there weren't cell phones and they had phone calls go through wires.

Mom: I know. I was a kid at the time.

Teen: But this is different, Mom. You just don't understand! (Eye roll / stomp away)
Mom: I cannot believe he just teensplaining me about something I experienced 30 years before he existed! How does he think she automatically knows more than me and has to explain it?
teensplaining by Bananago December 7, 2020
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Tennis Simp 

A tennis player who has no values of his own and puts women on a high pedestal. Sycophantic behavior for said women, and often through clandestine meetings, will achieve homewrecker status as a Mr. Steal Your Girl
Man, that tennis simp is at it again, he won’t let others join hit, and is slated to break her marriage!
Tennis Simp by Principator December 29, 2020

teenserv 

A discord server made in 2016. made for a subreddit called r/teenagers made in 2011. it has normally idiotic people such as grown men or total trainwreck'd teens. Your better off working at disney than teenserv
teen1: "Yo heard of teenserv?"
teen2: "Yeah! lets go check it out!"
grown ass man: "its my time to shine."
teen3: "Uwu I'm femboy!"
teen1: "hey babe wanna go out?"
teen3: "I'm a guy."
teen1: "I'm ending my life."
teenserv by sincyd April 10, 2021

Teenosterone 

The hormone that all teens get at puberty that turns them into sullen, moody, self-centered ungratefuls whose parents can't wait to see them leave home. Fortunately it is short lived and they grow into respectable adults their parents are proud of - albeit, still in therapy.
What happened to my gorgeous kids? Ever since the teenosterone kicked in they've been impossible to live with!
Teenosterone by QwertyChris June 19, 2021
Penis but with a 't'. It's like Tennis but used with your penis
(Made for trying to explain how Tenis is pronounced)
"Hey man! You wanna play tenis with us later?"
"Hell yeah!"
tenis by ratsewerfall July 20, 2021

Teensee weenie 

A German sausage that doesn't meet the legal length requirements to be sold on the market as it is to small.
Jill the German asked the butcher isn't that sausage a Teensee Weenie
Teensee weenie by Garyman21 September 5, 2021