Surprise Rimmer

To give someone a rim job without them being aware. Also can be considered sexual abuse depending where you are from

Joe: Has anyone seen ethan?

Ethan: Surprise rimmer! "Slurp"

by Foureyes__ December 14, 2009

Pleasantly Surprised

A statement used to assure others that there is no need to worry about a task/event due to it not being difficult, when in reality the task/event is grueling and potentially soul crushing.

I bombed that test, I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up when our teacher said we would be pleasantly surprised

by Iamthegodofpremoves February 17, 2023

Fishy Surprise

The act of pouring alcoholic spirites into a woman's vaginal region, picking her up and shaking her before she releases the fishy-essence of the spirit into your mouth.

Dave found a proper fit milf and asked her if she'd do a Fishy Surprise for him.

by Gandalf the Greyg May 7, 2013

pissy surprise

An act that involves penetrating an anus during anal sex while wearing a condom. You then whisper in your partner's ear, "I have a surprise," and scream while pissing in the condom and inflating it inside your partner's rectum. You then take your penis out of their rectum, tie the condom up like a balloon and press the tied end all the way in.

"I have a surprise."
"No. No no no."
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
"NOT THE PISSY SURPRISE!!!"

by MeatPopsicle69 April 1, 2021

Surprise Squid

1. The action of one unexpectedly ejaculating after being very surprised.

2. When a person has an unexpected orgasm after being surprised by something or someone.

That was so startling, you made me have a Surprise Squid!

by The Checkered Peach May 21, 2011

Surprise Moosey

The act of fucking a chick doggy style whilst facing a window, you then proceed to pull out, and a mate takes over the ramming without her noticing.
You then race outside the house and pop up from below the window, with your hands at the side of your head, waving your fingers like moose ears and shout "Surprise Moosey!"

"Me and Dave did a surprise Moosey on Linda last night. You should have seen her face!. Worse than when I gave her a Dirty Sanchez"

by Mongrlz August 15, 2012

dry surprise

Unsuspecting anal sex without any lubricant.

For his birthday, his boyfriend gave him a dry surprise.

by frankandbeans10 April 14, 2014