Bob

Bob is really a weird and fugly guy who doesn't deserve any food in the summer time. He is usually fat and you usually see him with a hog dog down the street, if you see him be prepared to run. He might attempt to chase you but he is too slow and trips. Bob is quite emotional when he comes to deciding where to pee.

Bob doesn't fit in a telephone box or the subway, therefore he sits on the side walk and cries while holding his hot dog up to his face.

by Greedy the banana January 19, 2016

Bob

Literally a human variable, if someone isn't telling a true story, they use his name or Jimmy for a character.

Then Bob said "why would i do that?"

by Negroratory mammal September 27, 2019

Bob

A fat slob, who likes to watch onision, and who jerks off to little kids on tik tok. They are complete assholes who are nasty little shits.

Tik tok fetus’s: *shows stomach*

Bob: *FaPs*

by Crippled and depressed March 29, 2019

BOB

really... out of all of the things bob?! Bob is a name which is often used to name random people.

bob 1 :"This kid is so freaking stupid... he searched up bob"
Bob 2"oh geez"

by wait what is a pseudonym January 16, 2019

BOB

The most commonly used name to represent a imaginary person.

Teacher: Okay class today we will be making our own story with your own character with a name.
Most of the kids: I am gonna name my character BOB.

by kurma March 9, 2018

bob

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by the house is on fire September 25, 2018

Bob

1. Another word for crap
2. A shorter word for boob
3. A crappy kids tv show main character name

bob

by bruh was taken June 2, 2020