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Lead Mong

Dog owner who walks their dog on a lead in an area were it's very common for dogs to be off lead (dog park, large fields, woods)

Lead Mongs are often poor dog owners often walking nervous or aggressive dog displaying weak body language the dog picks up on.
We got to lead him for a second there is a lead Mong ahead.
by HiggsHighway March 5, 2021
mugGet the Lead Mongmug.

Mong

When someone (Ava) acts dumb or stupid
Ava is a Mong
by Ava the nonce December 1, 2019
mugGet the Mongmug.

Mong

Mike elong
Mike elong is a fucking retarded mong
by Gayiswrong July 27, 2023
mugGet the Mongmug.

Chua Mong Qi

Majestic human being ever alive on this planet.
Possessing qualities that give great pleasure or satisfaction to see, hear, think about, etc.
Stop asking for blessings, Chua Mong Qi can't be everywhere at once
by Kermittheforfuneteller November 22, 2021
mugGet the Chua Mong Qimug.

Mong

English slang term for a simpleton, idiot or genuinely unintelligent person. A diminutive of the word 'Mongoloid'. Used in the same way as 'spastic'.
"Have you heard how he talks? He stutters and mumbles like a right mong..."

"I can't go down the pub in flip-flops, I'll look a right mong.."
by TheValeyard January 27, 2023
mugGet the Mongmug.

Mong

hey did you see that mong over there?
that’s ruby lister?
exactly!
by Gemma Collins May 7, 2020
mugGet the Mongmug.

Bobby Mong

If your penis and testicles were removed, then you will have a lump where they used to be. This is called a bobby mong.

If you don't exercise your bobby mong then it will explode to become a bobby hole.

This can happen to women too but only in rare and gruesome circumstances.
Dude 1: "Hey, I heard James has a bobby mong"
Dude 2: "I wanna slap that shit"
Dude 1: "what"
Dude 2: "what"
by Sam The Holy Ham January 20, 2019
mugGet the Bobby Mongmug.

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