Alien pain

Alien pain is another word for period cramps since girls are aliens for having periods.

Girl: I’m crying in pain
Boy: why?
Girl: it’s that alien pain

by Alien pain ceo April 22, 2020

Pain Schmain

The jewish way of saying "hurting"

Mostletoff!! Fuck that Pain schmain

by Jonny December 28, 2004

mother pains

When thoughts drift unavoidably to motherhood. The biological urge and longing to be a mother but at the same time, the knowing that you're not really ready for it. Mentally, emotionally, or career-wise.

I've been having these mother pains since I was very young. Want to have a family some day.

by FayeFleurDeLis October 21, 2010

Shania Pain

When you suddenly take a girl's anal virginity without her consent, whilst yelling "Ooh, it feels like some anal"

"Dude, you got kicked out again?"

"Yeah, I gave Gwen the Shania Pain and she changed the locks."

by SFAwesomesauce September 27, 2019

meme pain

When you look at memes instead of taking your shit together.

Meme pain:
Me:"that funny meme"
Also me:" I'm living on a cough and I barely have money for food."

by Tired and hungry. October 29, 2017

Valuable Pain

A lesson about committing you’re heart to a relationship too swiftly

Taylor have Valuable Pain

by Valuable pain November 25, 2019

Pain stain

A black eye or any other bruise received from a fight

After the boxing match Dave's eye was sporting a huge pain stain

by Sundeamon666 April 29, 2013