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cooked the chicken

Somebody who has lost their base level of intelligence through excess.
There's a chap walking around Erskineville who epitomises the concept of cooked the chicken. A once perfectly functional man whose capacity operates at a lower capacity following an excess lifestyle.
by TheCharcoalChook July 12, 2014
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cooks branch

When you suffer severe pain from an injury to the balls.
"Mike got kicked in the balls by someone the other day. Worst case of cooks branch I've seen."
by gobbler945 October 6, 2023
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cory cook

a really red kid who is always on his phone
Cory Cook died from heat exhaustion because he's so white
by kyleholdenisabeast September 18, 2017
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Cooks to 99

Infamous saying a sports card scammer repeated over and over again while trying to slight of a hand a high dollar card hidden behind a Brandin Cooks Card numbered to 99.
“First Card of the Box, Cooks to 99.”

Person: Sees valuable card behind, starts shuffling cards to hide valuable card, but all his brain could spit out while scamming was “cooks to 99, cooks to 99” (Deep breath, sigh) “cooks to 99”
by Sick Sports Cards August 29, 2020
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SG Cooks

The best cookgroup around, offering premium monitors, early links and info, in depth release guides, exclusive group buys, dedicated 24/7 support, and info on funko, art drops, and much more. All for only $30/mo
Person 1: Yo you hit on YS today?
Person 2: Naw bro I had no idea how to setup
Person 1: Damn if you were in SG Cooks you would've cooked YS
by hahahh324 April 18, 2020
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Cooked Raton

A wild roaners that is fried
Person : Biggs your fried

Biggs : nahh fook

Person 2 : God damn Cooked Raton
by roanertime June 6, 2019
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Cooked Turkey

How a girl feels after having too much sex.
“We went at it all night I’m feeling like a COOKED TURKEY”.
by KatLady2020 March 25, 2020
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