A smooshed twinkie(verb) is the action of ejaculating inside of a woman and immediately after, kneeing her in the the clit.
Dude1: How was your weekend?
Dude 2: Not great, I gave the woman I’ve been seeing a smooshed Twinkie.
Dude 2: Not great, I gave the woman I’ve been seeing a smooshed Twinkie.
by SugmaFartz69 May 14, 2023
Get the smooshed Twinkiemug. The term used for a guy who likes to peep other guys packages but pretends he's a Derick and dates girls.
Or a multipurpose term for anyone you don't like.
Or a term of endearment for your closest friends.
Or what you call your Professor behind his back.
Or a multipurpose term for anyone you don't like.
Or a term of endearment for your closest friends.
Or what you call your Professor behind his back.
by Booty signer April 11, 2011
Get the Twinkie Peepermug. by Yuhboi1 February 6, 2019
Get the italian twinkiemug. In a threesome (consisting of at least one guy), the guy ejaculates into one person's butthole, then the third person proceeds to eat their ass and lick out the cum, like eating the cream out if a twinkie.
"So Daniel, how was your night with Jessica and Amy?"
"It was great! They really enjoyed doing the Forbidden Twinkie!"
"It was great! They really enjoyed doing the Forbidden Twinkie!"
by KawaiiApple June 21, 2023
Get the Forbidden Twinkiemug. Having deep vaginal sex until a girl orgasms and coats your entire penis with her cum. And just before you finish, she deep throats you and swallows your cum as well as the residue of her own wetness.
by MyBratsJerk February 19, 2018
Get the dipped twinkiemug. When two +300 lbs Caucasian men engage in sexual intercourse then proceed to climax simultaneously on to their bellies and finally bond together to form a glorious mess.
Bill: I just heard Ralph and Keith did a Texas Twinkie to one another!
Tom: I can go for a Texas Twinkie myself...
Tom: I can go for a Texas Twinkie myself...
by Mercflow September 7, 2022
Get the Texas Twinkiemug. by yoink master October 30, 2021
Get the reverse twinkiemug.