shoe heaven

the act of putting ones hands into a pair of ugg boots when its cold out.

half-shoe heaven can also be achieved by putting ones hands into a pair of ugg slippers.

shoe heaven. if you ain't there, get there bitches

by i<3C.K. April 11, 2011

Mucus shoe

he is a femboy (true) and a murderer kinda scary. he could murder you at any moment hide your children please.

hey is that a lucas a murdering femboy that could kill your children.
wait is that Mucus shoe

by lucasisdiscordkitten November 20, 2022

shoe magic

Worlds best shoe cleaner at oak park mall in lenexa, Kansas

"Omg did you see that guys shoes? You know he bought shoe magic."

by sleepyharper January 16, 2014

Porcelain Shoes

On some occasions, people have had sex in an airplane bathroom. Since those bathrooms are so small, some people accidently get their feet stuck in the toilet. those are called porcelain shoes.

Dude, I was f*****g Angela earlier and I got a pair of porcelain shoes. The attendant had to help me out...

by Apecicle April 12, 2010

Shoe-purr

How delighted you feel when you get some new shoes

She shoe-purred to work, happy in the knowledge that she wouldn't fall in the snow.

by Bronzeprincess February 19, 2018

New Shoes

Letting your cock hangout of your trousers, then asking if people like your new shoes.

Kirsty was shocked when Westy asked if she liked his new shoes

by stesaf June 28, 2022

slimy shoe

while performing the slimy shoe you must take someones shoe and repeatedly cum in the shoe then quickly replace the shoe for someone to wear them.

bob took toquetoe's shoes and cummed in them so when toquetoe put the shoes on she screamed slimy shoe.

by crandlecooper January 24, 2009