What master strokes!I was wanking away thinking about Hugh Jackman. I just blew my load all over the bedroom wall. It went so far it missed my face!
by goosenard June 30, 2006
Get the master strokesmug. "Stroking the sausage," generally a term for getting oneself off, is used when a man refers to his masturbatory habits, in a way utilizing part of his knowledge of sexual innuendo.
by Dean May 13, 2005
Get the stroking the sausagemug. by T Mac July 12, 2003
Get the stroking the chickenmug. when the kidney is kicked so hard that it shoots into the brain causing a stroke. Fortunately we have two kidneys, unfortunately this only increases the risk.
Tom: Did you hear what happened when Josh's girlfriend kicked him with her heals on?
Jack: No, dude, but I know she's a blackbelt
Tom: He had a kidney stroke
Jack: No, dude, but I know she's a blackbelt
Tom: He had a kidney stroke
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
Get the Kidney Strokemug. When two (or more) individuals are cuddling, and one individual slowly strokes the other's penis or vagina in a soft, almost playful way. The couple or group remains in a cuddle position, never escalating to sexual intercourse. The cuddle stroke is meant to be a gesture of endearment towards the individual(s) being stroked. The cuddle stroke is a soothing touch, meant to be casual, but may in fact cause arousal.
by Sirius Amory November 17, 2012
Get the Cuddle Strokemug. To stroke someone's throat hard and really good and kind of fast or to grind on your sex partner while your cock is in them
by Creamycameltoe69 September 8, 2018
Get the Hard strokingmug. Like when a dude acts disrespect towards you because a woman is around. He tries to diss you and put you down to make himself look superior to you especially in front of her. He’s Sucker Stroking!
by GreatUltimate February 10, 2021
Get the Sucker Strokingmug.