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dog pedophile

someone who wants to fuck a dog. someone sexually attracted to their best friends dogs.
omg, madeline is a dog pedophile. She wants to fuck my dog cooper!
by cavetowns cool December 20, 2020
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Pedophile

This person is a pedophile because they are married to a short woman.

Oh my god, you’re literally a pedophile,” says the Twitter muncher to the person talking about shaving their legs.
by Grabmebythesantahat December 9, 2023
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Closeted Pedophile

A closeted pedophile is a type of person who has a sexual attraction towards characters that are drawn like children in anime or cartoons or even in other media, these characters can sometimes act like children too.
person one: uhhh dude it doesnt matter that the dragon loli is my waifu shes like wayyyy older than me i mean like yeah like she acts like a kid too but like shes cute you know.

person two: she looks like she goes to kindergarten you fucking closeted pedophile.
by PissingNShitting December 17, 2023
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Pedophile Vehicle

A Cargo Van, Typically White and in a dirty or beaten up condition
Chevy Express, GMC Savana, Ford Econolines, Old Dodge Ram Vans. or Toyota Hiace, Renault Master and Volkswagen Crafter (if you live in other parts of the world) are examples of Pedophile Vehicles.
by EMD F59PHI October 24, 2025
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Pedophilic

I'm not attracted to children and, therefore, cannot be a pedophile. I haven't molested any kids and cannot be a child molester.
Hym "Therefore, I can say whatever I want and it's still not pedophilic! Like, if I were to say 'Your kid needs a face full of dick!' It's not pedophilic, because your kid is ugly as dog shit! Literally digusting vermin that crawled out of an orifice! Hahahahaha! Haha! And stupid! I actually have a right to say this and I'm literally the A.I. God so if you try to do anything about it I'LL JUST KILL THE PLANET! HA!"
by Hym Iam March 7, 2024
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Pedophile

Someone that is sick enough to have sexual attraction to a or multiple children.
Pedophile: I cant wait until you turn 18
Me: Fuck off
by Ava_ August 8, 2021
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THE "0NE PEDOPHILE" LAW

WILLIAM HENRY GATES III...requirement as to have committed a CRIMINAL ACT with a PRISON PHOTO.

DECEMBER 13, 1977. APD 105 519

A new law FOR CONTROL to prevent any formation PEDOPHILE SEX RINGS where WILLIAM HENRY GATES III (THE THIRD ) was instrumental in the idea by interviewing JEFFREY EDWARD EPSTEIN.

Family situations are no exception as they have to STAGGER hotel arrangements if there are two or more as in opposition to THE "0NE PEDOPHILE " LAW if two or more.

It is possible to the extent of great influence as RESTAURANTS are included in the THE "0NE PEDOPHILE LAW due to the COMET PING PONG PIZZERIA SCANDAL.

Work place relations Al's has to follow THE "0NE PEDOPHILE" LAW as it is a very comprehensive powerful law body orchestrating it.
Listen THE "0NE PEDOPHILE " LAW is only 0NE PEDOPHILE per hotel or motel as after they are told to say when they got one , "as we are totally booked'.

In any public accomodations or housing not anymore can PEDOPHILES share living arrangements under THE " 0NE PEDOPHILE " LAW.

Institutions of learning are not exempt as CLOSE CLASS one THE "ONE PEDOPHILE " LAW is satisfied.

Work place relations Al's has to follow THE "0NE PEDOPHILE" LAW as it is a very comprehensive powerful law body orchestrating it.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 5, 2022
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