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Dog Kirk

The best type of dog in the universe. It's way better to name your dog this than Brandi. Dog Kirk's are amazing animals. They are fun, loving, and super cute. Everyone loves a Dog Kirk.
I went to the Goldstien's house to specifically visit Dog Kirk.
by Kirk FTW January 1, 2012
mugGet the Dog Kirkmug.

Kirk

A really shit dad who chooses alcohol over his kids. Has a tendency to beat his children's mother because he's a big pussy and would never hit a male. He has a sister who can't look after her kids and the social have to do it for her. Kirk is an all round lanky streak of piss who sits in a pub with all his low life friends.
God that guy is such a Kirk.

Look after your children... don't be like Kirk.

Is that Kirk in the Pub? Most definitely.

God did you see Kirk beat that woman. That's so like Kirk.
by Trollface123 March 4, 2017
mugGet the Kirkmug.

Kirk

he is tall
Kirk is tall
by The creater September 17, 2020
mugGet the Kirkmug.

Kirk

To leave / To bounce / To dip from a location and kick rocks to another.
Yo the boys are dipping for I'm gonna Kirk out too , later cut.
by SantaCruzSlang August 13, 2022
mugGet the Kirkmug.

Kirk out

A slang used right after the death of Charlie Kirk. It means killing someone, making them disappear.
Oh nah, some nigga might kirk out Cristiano Ronaldo because he thinks that Messi is better.
by Habobun October 10, 2025
mugGet the Kirk outmug.

The Kirk

When you buy a mint majesty tea then cum in it. Then while fucking a girl make her drink the mint majesty then karate chop her neck so she spits it out on your dick.
"Babe when I come home ima give you the kirk you"
by anonymous November 4, 2025
mugGet the The Kirkmug.

Kirked

Its like getting merked, only it's for loudmouth nationally recognized bigots who didn't learn to shut the fuck up or dodge fast enough.
Anytime a bigot gets shot for the things that he says.. it shall be henceforth referred to as being "Kirked."

You're welcome!
by FAFOGator September 11, 2025
mugGet the Kirkedmug.

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