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Fuck Shit Tax

The extra time, effort, or resources you add to account for random problems or delays.
Building a Project: If you need 10 days to finish a project, plan for 12-13 days to account for Fuck Shit Tax.

Cooking for a Party: If you need 50 servings of food, make enough for 60 just in case someone spills or guests bring extra friends.

Event Planning: If your event starts at 6 PM and you need an hour to set up, arrive 90 minutes early to handle any setup surprises.

Buying Supplies: If you need 20 materials for a job, buy 25 in case of defects or accidental damage.

Traveling to the Airport: If your flight is at 3 PM and it takes 30 minutes to get there, leave an hour ahead to handle traffic or other random delays.
by FALQA October 17, 2024
mugGet the Fuck Shit Taxmug.

Fuck shit up

Hey let's go to that burger restaurant and fuck shit up!
by Raheemworld December 9, 2021
mugGet the Fuck shit upmug.

Fuck in the shit

When you fuck an anus that is full of shit.

Can be used to mean that you are in deep shit.
by Def Youser October 30, 2016
mugGet the Fuck in the shitmug.
when something bad happens and you unleash every expletive you know because it pisses you off royally
*light pole falls on brand new truck*

Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell man!!!
Joe: MY NEW FUCKING TRUCK?!!!!!!!!???
Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!
Joe: commits suicide
by Urban Dick(tionary) February 28, 2025
mugGet the Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hellmug.

MAN im fucking shit at chess

person1: MAN Im fucking shit at chess

person2: fuck off
by HehMan May 8, 2022
mugGet the MAN im fucking shit at chessmug.

Fucking Shitting Me

1) Is This Real?

2) this is a Problem

Etymology: Pennsylvanian Dutch
by Swoon4Heart April 24, 2022
mugGet the Fucking Shitting Memug.

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