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Flat roofer

Traditionally a pub with a flat roof. A ‘shit pub’ . A popular place for gammons to congregate and a breeding ground for EDL.
Fancy a pint? Yeah alright there’s a flat roofer round the corner.
by FlatsSince92 December 15, 2021
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The "Salt Flats"

The extreme dehydration and/or thirsty feeling you get after a meal with excessive amounts of salt and/or sodium. Similar, but not related to the "meat sweats".
The "salt flats" ~ noun

After eating a whole order of orange chicken AND pork fried rice, Curtis was 'bound to hit the salt flats hard.
by MiGKomPressoR January 10, 2011
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Flat peak

An individual who wears a flat peak\brim type baseball hat and exhibits characteristics associated with the type of person who wears this style of hat. Usually has a sleeve tattoo and Monster energy or Metal Mulisha stickers on their car. They are a sub-species of the type of human known in Australia and NZ as a "bogan" or in the U.K as a "chav". Can often be seen vaping and driving Subaru WRX's.
"A couple of flat peaks just abused me as I was walking along the road"
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flat stackables

Martha look at all these flat stackables. I'm a gunna buy me a right nice double wide trailer. -jeb
by woody May 25, 2003
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flat hill

The hardest part of the task is complete and you're able to easily continue on.

ie. smooth sailing
Brendan: You seem pretty busy today.
Alice: Yeah, but this is the most work I'll do all week. After this, it's all flat hill from here.
by pendocsurg May 26, 2018
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pwnd flat

Combination of "pwned" and "pounded flat." To be even more pwned than every before. Usually occurs in games, movies or other pop culture when a person has something large land on them, removing them from view and, presumably, killing them instantly. Items include cars, helicopters, boulders and buildings.
Did you see Kumar in that Superman movie? He had, like, one line, and then was pwnd flat by that 100-foot black crystal spire. Dizzam.
by TissPee September 19, 2009
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flat bitch

Damn! Look at that flat bitch, she's got no brests at all!
by Stoog March 16, 2003
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