Mayo eater

Someone who eats mayo

Kyla

Mayo eater

by Alpha chad gamer guy October 1, 2022

Mic Eater

That one person with a mic that radiated so much incredible, powerful sound you had to turn them down to 5% volume, lest your entire house be decimated by their mighty, booming voice.

Tony: Dude, Justin is such a Mic Eater!
Jackson: Bro I know! He broke my headphones last wee-
Justin: OH HEY GUYS HOW ARE YA!?

by Polker November 19, 2019

pushy eater

1) An incredibly rude dinner guest, who swipes the last piece of food even after stuffing themselves completely

2) A guy or gal that hogs the cooch in a 3-way, and won't allow you to get a lick

3) Someone who breaks in line at a buffet or restaurant

Sandra wouldn't get her face out of my girlfirend's twat long enough for me to get a lick, so I fucked that pushy eater in her ass while she kept munching on cooch!

Or...

That fat cocksucker at Golden Corral bumped me out of the way so she could grab the last piece of Texas Toast! Fuckin pushy eaters...

by Rip Nuance September 17, 2017

flower eater

Some idiot five-year-old who eats flowers and dies

Doctor:sorry but I think your sub will be a flower eater
The mom: oh no Timmy 😭😭😭

by I like flowers 🌸 September 24, 2021

Dung Eater

A dung eater is a madman, a twisted criminal, that kills people and devours their... well... dung

Policeman 1: "The suspect seems to be the loathsome dung eater"
Policeman 2:"How can you tell?"
Policeman 1:"The victim literally has it`s dung eaten"

by SmiggTheMilkman February 17, 2023

Pussy Eater

Eating big juicy fucking pussies. Give rimjobs, suck it, fuck it, lick it. You want that fucking pussy.

I’m a pussy eater. I ate one last night.

by Thomas Thé Pussy Eater November 29, 2018

Penguin Eater

1. An annoying douche bag .

2. Someone who eats penguins.

Asshat: Hey, do you want to go out?
Person: No, you are a penguin eater!
Asshat: What's that supposed to mean?
Person: That if you don't go away I will shove my foot up your ass.
Asshat: ...oh...

by Noel Random March 21, 2010