dings and dangs

My brother borrowed my car and got it full of dings and dangs! Smh
by Raske November 09, 2017
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sling a ding

A toy used to hold your penis connected to youre asshole
Hey jack can i use youre sling a ding

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by CaRsOnDaLEGEND January 03, 2018
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Sling a Ding

To grab someones meaty dick and move your gripping hand in an up and down motion until your hand cramps up.
Yo! Did you just steal my Jaro? Go Sling a Ding man!
by Not HW June 03, 2018
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Split Ding

“He’s the split ding of that guy from Eastenders
by morganmonaghan January 08, 2018
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anvil ding

A noise that very frequently pisses off lolitsalex, and is a result of a scum bag spamming an anvil on a claim that they do not have perms on.
by bareweed June 05, 2017
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anal ding

The event in which your smartphone's Facebook messenger app makes a dinging sound causing you to check said message only to discover a conversation about anal sex. In that conversation, the word "ding" is now a reference to that event. Further, the use of the word "dong" as a reply to an anal dinging adds further hilarity as this is a reference to the male genitalia often used for the aforementioned anal sex.
"I was at work and got an anal ding. This brought a smile to my face."
by Cali Jester February 26, 2014
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Ding a ling

Ding a ling is usually a penis
MY Ding a ling is bigger than yours
by www.mcdonalds.com September 15, 2018
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