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Sloppy with Cereal

1. Clumsy and uncoordinated. If one is clumsy, it is as if they would spill cereal if they were to eat it.
2. Unmannered, rude, or ignorant. Someone can be so rude or ignorant it would be as if they don't know how to eat cereal in a well mannered way i.e. slurping the milk, food falling out of your mouth, etc.
3. Extremely thirsty for the opposite sex. Their thirst could be so real it makes them dumb.. To the point they can't eat cereal.
1. You see that boy trippin'?? Dawg he sloppy with Cereal rn!
2. Shut yo sloppy with cereal face up fo' I shut it for ya!
3. Dawg he just be sloppy with cereal over here! He just want any lady he can find! #sws
by Theycallmerocky April 20, 2015
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Sloppy dalla

Blow job with a mouthful of dip. Invented by the youtuber Mc Nasty
My cousin gave me a sloppy Dallas yesterday. Really love me some didp on that dick!
by ShadowBlyat October 15, 2020
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sloppy christopher

The act of giving that shloppity shmeat to the gatekeeper of Goochville in the hopes of increasing your chances of him letting you in.
“Bruh I almost didn’t make it into Goochville, I had to give the gatekeeper a good ol’ sloppy christopher.”
by Sir William Gooch September 12, 2019
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Sloppy Ali

When you’re giving him head and then when he’s cuming you pull away and punch him in the balls
I went home with a freak last night! She gave me a Sloppy Ali!
by Rednikster April 14, 2016
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Sloppy Mariachi

While you go down on a girl, rapidly use your tongue and vibrate your lips like playing shitty vibrato on a trumpet. Having a dirty Mexican/Pedo mustache is also preferable. Wearing a Sombrero, and a sweaty poncho is optional.
He gave me a sloppy mariachi last night! It was so good!
by Cpt.ThirdWheel December 24, 2014
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sloppy track

to have a severe case of the runs
"Dammit, I'm on my 3rd pair of boxers already today... I've got such a sloppy track lately..."
by Ron Nutter August 3, 2009
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sloppy goldberg

When a girl of the FEMALE variety is giving oneself a too-much-saliva knob-schlob and the girl proceeds to put her thumb up oneself's buttocks
That FEMALE was giving me a filthy blowjob when she caught me by surprise with a Sloppy Goldberg
by BigBoi369 August 21, 2017
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