Invest in yourself

Spending your time and money for your own improvement, future success or good time / enjoyment. As opposed to spending your money and / or time trying to please people especially people you don't like.

" I can't believe it! I just blew her rent money hosting a big dinner party for my frenemies."

"Yeah it sounds like you don't know how to invest in yourself. "

by Quelquechosedespecial December 24, 2016

Walking in on yourself

A term used to describe when a person suddenly realises what a mistake probably making by asking "What are you doing?" to themselves as if they'd just walked in to witness themselves acting this way.

Tim: I just had a moment of clarity, you know, I woke up. It's like... you know when you have an orgasm on your own? You know, you're sort of lying on the sofa watching some porn movie you bought on a drunken lonely night in Soho, and you're lying there and everything's going really great, you're getting totally turned on by these absurdly graphic images, everything seems so right, and suddenly - phht! Bingo! You wake up. And you're lying there sweating, desperately looking for the tissue which you know is still in your pocket, and the remote control which is somewhere on the floor, and it's like walking in on yourself, you know? It's just like "What're you doing?" That's how I felt tonight feeling my heart miss a beat everytime the door opened. "What the fuck are you doing?"

by WatcherMark January 14, 2019

Beef yourself

to shart you pants, to fart, or to have dysentery.

“Hey, did you just beef yourself? It stinks in here.”

by carolthebiggirl March 9, 2023

dicking yourself

when you're screwing up and should really stop talking but you don't and you end up digging a grave for yourself

"Karen, stop saying that, you're making it worse -- stop dicking yourself"

by emmmizzlee December 30, 2021

Potol yourself

“Calm yourself “ - is a slang word creates by Andreea, not Flaviu.

Potol yourself, everything will be ok.

by Ellsyum February 25, 2022

Morse yourself

To kill oneself because of depression.

Attention!! If you hate yourself then go Morse yourself!!

by SaggyMaggers January 19, 2017

Kill yourself

:D

Kill yourself is mean u want to die

Xavier: hey-
Pocky: Ugh what do u want Xavier
Xavier: i just want to say hey
Pocky: well i hate you i used u and i hope u kill yourself
Xavier: ...
Pocky: ur such a crybaby
Xavier pov: im going to kill Myself...
Pocky: Crybaby HAHAHAHHA

by Xavier innit ^^ October 28, 2021