Food Water

The liquid substance that leaks from the bottom of your sink when the food disposal gets clogged.

Josh stood there as the food water cascaded over his feet while he attempted to wash the dishes from Easter dinner; no knowing that the food disposal has clogged.

by Doctortoxic April 9, 2023

dog water

when your dog water it means ur literally ass at the game or thing your doing

ur dog water get boxed like a fish

by unknownbuturdogwater January 17, 2021

brick on water

a floating piece of poop that just splashed piss water all over your back.

dude come here i need you to wipe my back and look at this brick on water.

by rainczech August 19, 2009

Water

A clear drinkable drink that you mortals seem to enjoy. Though some of you mortals don’t drink enough.

Here is the recommended douse of water for a day: half an ounce or an ounce a day. Though it really is different for every mortal.

“Y’all don’t drink enough water and it bothers me as chaos god of this world. I want you to care for yourselves. I love you all”.

by I’m peppa pig! *unholy noises* March 7, 2019

Groovy Water

This term is used to define the water you get from the water cooler or other expensive bottled water.

"Don't use the groovy water for the coffee pot."

by CitrixCuru72 March 6, 2012

Watering the Backdoor

When you piss into someones Ass.

I overheard that Jeremy was watering the backdoor last night. Diandra said it was almost like an enema.

by anonymous September 13, 2023

At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water

A wry remark intended to make light of da fact dat a period of da winter has been very rainy.

Jokingly telling fellow adults dat, "At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water" may indeed make them feel better about a drearily-wet portion of da end/beginning-of-year season, but small children may not be over impressed or cheered by said statement, since they would much prefer to have snow dat dey could go out and play in.

by QuacksO November 22, 2021