five finger fire sale

When, upon learning of an impending loss of employment, an employee begins to plunder items from his or her workplace. Typically, items are selected either for their functionality (computer monitors, hand tools) or their purpose as memorabilia (large company logos, reserved parking lot signage).

Jeff: "That sucks you're getting laid off man"
Tim: "Yeah, it's alright though. They're having a five finger fire sale right now, got out with a new printer and the CFO's coffee mug."

by Gullek November 20, 2011

Finger Punch The Clam Box

Fingering a women so hard she bleeds from the inside out

You ain't finger punch the clam box if she ain't squirting blood

by PoonTheHarpoon6969 January 2, 2023

4 fingers up <3

it means you are madly obssessed with me 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼.

“**** put “4 fingers up <3” at ****, he must be obssessed with her”

by theylovetas April 7, 2022

Five Finger Fangle Fop

The definitive method of masturbation in which you hold out your hand in a high five and slap your dick as hard as possible until climax.

Frank: I had the best orgasm last night.
Bill: Did Sarah blow you?
Frank: Nope, I did the Five Finger Fangle Fop.

by Shaft_H September 11, 2016

4 fingers up 🍀

addicted to penis

bro he held 4 fingers up 🍀, he must be addicted to penis

by bluebaggger April 16, 2022

holding 4 fingers up

you dont get any bitches

if you’re holding 4 fingers up you dont get bitches

by student44059 May 19, 2022

three finger proctological exam

Anything or anyone that's a HUGE pain in the ass.

To suck and blow simultaneously.

This weekend my boss is making redo this month's TPS report. What a huge three finger protological exam that's going to be!

Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam!

by Tenacious Faulker April 14, 2009