P-Day

The birthday when a woman is of legal age to consent to sexual activities with a adult.

P-Day originated as a joke on Late Night with Conan O'Brien. The skit involved drummer Max Weinberg counting down the days until Natalie Portman's 18th birthday.

Bob: Dude, check that ass out. I'd hit that shit if she weren't jail bait.

Joe: It's all good dude, her P-Day was last week.

by Xander Crews April 22, 2009

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Valentine's day

pretty much national sex day.

A day for romance and making single people miserable.

"hey, tomorrow is valentine's day" "thanks for reminding me im single" "sorry"

by maddywasnthere February 16, 2010

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Day Bags

A bag of any substance, usually illicit, that is used over the course of the daylight hours for ones enjoyment.

Danny always carries a day bag, we should probably call him Danny Day Bags.

by myassisclean August 1, 2014

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way in the day

Remembering a time long ago.

Rollin a joint is how we used to smoke weed way in the day, now its blunts!

by Muhmuhmaris June 28, 2009

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Green Day

Def. 1- An American punk-rock that is fucking awesome, despite reports of the oppisite. Their new album 21st Century Breakdown (NOT American Idiot, dumbasses) has sold millions of copies all over the world. Some think they are sellouts, which I find hilarious. How many Green Day products do you see in stores? Last time I checked, none, except for the occasional t-shirt.

It is said that they named their band because of their love of marijuana.

Def. 2- A day where all you do is smoke pot, often resulting in the munchies

1- Guy1- Hey dude, awesome Greenday shirt!

Guy2- Green Day is two words, idiot.

2- Duuuude, I just had a green day and I totally want some cheetos.

by HotPunkChick January 16, 2010

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