Cunting Twat

Someone who is a twat and also a cunt.

That referee Kevin Friend, he's a cunting twat, how is that a foul by Harry Maguire?

by WargainV2 January 12, 2021

Cunt Hair

Urban slang meaning the 2nd smallest unit of measurement.

We just need to shift this dresser a cunt hair more to allow the door to open and close easily.

by urbandoug February 18, 2018

specky cunt

it means a cunt with glasses.

THE GUY IN THE MUSIC VIDEO IS A SPECKY CUNT

by shakmakaks January 4, 2022

Steady cunt

What your boss calls you when he thinks you're a lazy fucker

Now then steady cunt, move yer Griffe out of way!

by Soulcide November 15, 2022

Cunt Bastering

The act of knocking yourself up with your brother in-laws semen to save your insane relationship while you emotionally destroy another human being because you're a selfish cunt and you want a little action on the side.

Did you hear that Julie is Cunt Bastering herself again? What a worthless piece of shit whore!

by TheGodf@ther August 3, 2018

cunt money

1. An amount of Money any employee will take b4 punching an employer in the face.
2. If the employee remains working after an extreme provocation from the employer; the Money thereafter shall be deemed Cunt Money.
3. When an employer has the intellectual capacities of a road kill and your still whoring for them.
Your working for Cunt Money.

Well Mr Passage, I'm pleased to be able to offer you this exciting opportunity. The going rate isn't much, but it's ample and it goes up and stuff. Did I mention the word opportunity?
"How much is it per hour?"
Well, the remedial encumberment is six pounds fifty an hour. But after six months it goes up to seven pounds and you'll get store discount and all the over time you can handle and store discount. Did I mention store discount at all?
"Six *ucking quid an hour! I don't work for cunt money, *uckoff you twat"

by dsfadsfgafgf October 14, 2016

Crummy Cunt

A crummy cunt is someone who lays around all day bludging doing nothing and using every cunt they can. Another word to use instead of using cunt or bludging cunt.

Crummy cunt: Oiya you gotta smoke.
Hardworking tax payer: Nah fuck this shit go crum on someone else ya crummy cunt

by Sistagintitness March 31, 2019