It’s A Whole New Day

The phrase you compete to say first right after midnight to signify a new day. There is no second place in this competition.

It’s A Whole New Day! Auz You Suck For Never Winning. LLLLLLLLLLLLLL

by Redmundo Fanclub December 8, 2021

a new pope was picked

smoking out while your significant other goes down on you

Kelly's boyfriend ruled a blunt for her before a new pope was picked.

by Shortbuspoker October 22, 2022

Newport, New York

Small ass farm hick town with teen country boys riding any machine there is, smoking pot, and drinking. Only thing there to do is go to Stuart’s in Middleville, ride, or get in trouble.

Person: Where are you from
Them: Newport, New York
Person: That’s a town? Never heard of it

by threeonefiver September 18, 2021

Villager News Lottery

1, 4, 17, 548, M, A drawing of a dog.

(the real lottery numbers from villager news 2)

Hey, Did you win the Villager News Lottery?

by InsaneCatMan13 November 28, 2022

new york hospitality

When someone offers you a neon gravity chair and tent to sleep in instead of inviting you into their home.

That Meghan girl sure is sweet besides the unwanted gift she gave me.... she sure showed me some New York hospitality when I needed I place to stay.

by The voice guy April 16, 2019

The New England Catapult

When your cum/chowder load is so built up that you shoot your parter across the room like a god damn magic show, not to be confused with a Seattle Shot Put.

Wow did you see The New England Catapult over there!? I hope she is ok and would help here, but she has cum dripping out of her at the moment.

by Vince Morgan January 1, 2019

New York Sober

Like California Sober, except instead of only smoking weed, you only smoke cigarettes.

Jane: “Why is Joe standing outside of the bar chainsmoking? He hasn’t even gotten a beer, why’d he even come?”

Jim: “Oh yeah, he’s New York Sober.”

by LordPhilipMorris August 15, 2023