innie penis

refers to a male reproductive organ when there is an undescended testicle; the reproductive organ of a masculine lesbian or the male reproductive organ that a dyke desires; refers to the reproductive organ of a hermaphrodite.

She has an innie penis.

by emnm1 December 10, 2009

Penis finger

When a friend goes through your drawers at a party and pulls out your vibrator. Only to turn it on and put her finger on it.

or

Playing with a mans penis with only your finger.

*Oh my god guys come and look at this*
Girl pulls out her friend's vibrator and starts playing with it in front of everyone.

or

*Girl is tossing a guy off*
Guy : What the hell are you doing?
Girl : Penis fingering you?..

by Milziz November 14, 2009

penis bag

1. Another word for foreskin or prepuce. This is the skin that covers the glans of the penis on an uncircumcized penis.

2. A bag that contains woman's best friend - her sex toys/penises.

1. "You're penis bag is showing." or "Your penis bag is stuck in my teeth" or "OUCH! My penis bag is stuck in my zipper!!!"

2. "I never leave the house without my penis bag!"

by le professeur de sex August 24, 2011

Maia's Penis

A genital infection of the penis, similar to genital warts.
The penis version of Athlete's Foot.

What's that on your penis, is it a wart? OH NO YOU HAVE MAIA'S PENIS GET TO THE HOSPITAL NOW

by maiaisaninfection February 23, 2011

penis weed

A more humorous version of dick weed

That guy sure is a penis weed.

by Sasquatch December 1, 2004

popeye penis

When the base of the penis shrivels up, but the tip remains at normal size; resembling popeye's arms.

I just came in from the cold and now I have a popeye penis.

by Brye C. January 24, 2011

penis implant

To implant your dick in any human orifice.

She needs a penis implant, implanted right in her snatch

by Dick Stroker September 18, 2006