National gray sweatpants day

The day of February 5 is the official day for boys to wear gray sweatpants 😊 it’s good for the weather and also good for other things

it’s national gray sweatpants day.This day will be quite enjoyable.

by Maximillian Maximus November 2, 2019

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National make out day

It’s the day where you make out with your boyfriend/girlfriend. If you guys haven’t kissed yet it’s gonna be special, but if you have then this day might not be for you:

Girl: “hey it’s national make out day”
Boy: “oh that’s cool” *leaning in to kiss her*
Girl: *also leans in*

by Dadddddymariq June 14, 2018

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National Unblock Me Day

A day where people that got blocked because of dumb shit that they did or said have the opportunity to get back right . July 10

Boy : Hey lil mama

Girl : what you want boy you know i blocked you
Boy: Lol you must forgot what day it is

Girl:Oh shit i forgot it is July 10 aka national unblock me day

Boy : yep so go on ahead and unlock me on every platform

by Luhhk3y July 10, 2022

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National booty pic day

Celebrated on april 10th. Send a booty pic to your man/girl or a random guy/girl🤪🤩

Girl 1: my man said it’s national booty pic day. What do I do?

Girl 2: Full send ittttt!! Girl it’s national booty pic day🤑🤑

by Quincy.Stick April 10, 2019

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Our New National Anthem

I pledge allegiance to the Flag,
of the Socialist States of America,
and to the Liberals,
for which they stand,
one nation under the messiah,
unaccountable,
with entitlements and bailouts for all.

Our New National Anthem: A matter of time before everyone knows it...

by Michael Arnett February 16, 2009

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