shit turd

when a shit pebble turns into a turd

wow, look at that shit turd in the toilet

by marcus boyd the 3rd October 27, 2003

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Cradle of Shit

A shitty Goth band that raped the music that was known as Metal. Now they brag about how they're a unique sound without thinking "I wonder why nobody wants to sound like us." They are a shitty band of Mall Gothling faggots and posers.

God dammit! I just found out that Cradle of Shit is coming to my town during their tour! Son of a bitch!

by Ethan666 March 20, 2010

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Shit the bed

A sudden and complete failure or collapse producing a profoundly negative result.

The Canadian 2011 Junior hockey team shit the bed in the third period against the Russians.

by jrott January 6, 2011

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dick shit

Shit on a penis right after it has been pulled out of the anus and rectum.

"The only problem with anal sex is getting dick shit."

by Dalhusky August 28, 2006

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Shit a brick

A term used to express a state of anger or rage. Usually used in post-conflict chatter. To shit a brick would be insanely painful, hence the pain portrayed in the word.

Dude. My girl caught me playing video games instead of feeding the baby for the 4th time! She almost shit a brick on me.

by MyBigTit March 8, 2011

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Shit Slit

A term for one's asshole. Coined by Marc M. of Sick Animation in his song "I Ain't Scared."

"I ain't scared of shit on my dick when I'm fucking that bitch in her motherfuckin' shit slit. I ain't scared of gettin' poo on my weiner from a Mexican slut down in South Pasadena."

by Xeno January 20, 2008

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