i can't be sure but....

A way of telling someone something tenderly, so as not to shock them or hurt their feelings. Best used when you are absolutely sure of something and you want to "drop a bomb" on someone. Can be used jokingly or sarcastically.

I can't be sure but....I think that was my grenade that killed you bro.

I can't be sure but....I don't think I used a condom last night.

I can't be sure but....I think I'm pregnant.

I can't be sure but....I think I have chlamydia.

by bearfootbuffalo January 21, 2011

i bike to school

this short sentence really gets rid of that awkward silince.

gavin:i was hungry so i ate my friends
trevor:i bike to school
gavin:dude we dont go to school where street bums
trevor:this one time i biked to school

by jops January 20, 2006

I have to go

what you say when you are hanging out/talking with someone and they're pissing you off so much that you need to leave or you will slit their throat

"So i was all like hashtagNOPE and then he was all like..."
"Sorry, Tracy, I have to go."

by personnumber13 November 22, 2014

i can't do it

a phrase when someone can not do something

"i can't do it' the student said to the teacher

by el eeel jeffo February 22, 2017

I smell bacon...

a saying from funnyjunk to identify felllow Junkies in real life. When you suspect someone is a Junkie, but your not sure, you would say "i smell bacon..." if they say "with or without wings?" you fist bump and become friends.

"...and i was all like FUCK YEA" bragged kim.
"I smell bacon..." you reply
"With or without wings?"

*fist bump*

by funnyjunkie May 19, 2010

i will clap you

If someome says this, than either they will f**k you up, or will get killed by you, and rage quit

I WILL CLAP YOU YOU, LITTLE SHIT

by RiSe_UnKnOwN March 7, 2019

I did it for the LULZ

When you do whatever you want, when you want, because you can. And you do it with pleasure. It's an epic thing, just epic.
LULZ is seen as a God, it just is.

You see someone get hit by a car and laugh. Someone asks why you laughed and you say "I did it for the LULZ"

You troll all over the internet and say to anyone who asks you why "I did it for the LULZ"

by PriscillaXOX January 10, 2009