laing fuck

when you so angry you say fuck in every sentence

he acting like a baby, chucking a laing fuck here and a laing fuck there

by poobahdefines June 28, 2020

Pump Fucked

The act of one arriving at a gas pump to either find it:

A) Out of order

OR

B) Aggressively hijacked by a blockheaded nincompoop

Driver: "Oh look, an open spot!"
Passenger: "Dude, it's out of order..."
Driver: "Shit! Well here, there's one over there."
Passenger: "Not anymore...you just got Pump Fucked."

by JBone007 June 17, 2009

Drink-Fuck

A mind fuck of the mouth. When one takes a sip of what they think is one thing but is in fact another.

Woah, what a drink-fuck, I could have sworn that was lemonade.

by jazz4 May 6, 2011

spam fucked

The situation of a computer or internet account that is extremely overloaded, slowed, and/or disorganized, especially common among computer accounts of children and the elderly.

I tried checking my email on his computer, but it was spam fucked out the ass.

by Flaming0 April 8, 2010

Fuck adjustment

Similar to an attitude adjustment or back adjustment but way better!

I need a fuck adjustment to make my back feel better!

by H_rubi April 11, 2017

Bus fucked

3 or more buses entering an establishment in quick succession.

Look Burger King is getting bus fucked right now, lets go to McDonald's.

by Teacher Ted June 7, 2014

Yucker Fuck

A yucker fuck is someone who assumes anyone trying to enjoy playing a NIRVANA cover is a poser. Real scum of the earth.

Yucker fuck: "whoa look at this guy! He totally wants to be Kurt, heh what a posing fuckass"
Asphixo tortle "lets mass eject-rape this yucker fuck"

by Asphixo_Tortle June 29, 2016