bowling ball

A shiny bald-headed man, who is usually black.

What did that bowling ball just call me?

by Valinda November 1, 2006

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To engage in sexual intercourse with one who is unconscious and then ejaculating on their face. Complete unconsciousness is be achieved through deep sleep from over exhaustion, drunkeness, or through the consumption of a roofie.
Once the 'ghost balled' person wakes up, they have no idea what the substance is on their face, nor who did it.

Tim to John: "I ghost balled your mom last night"

by Basheera September 17, 2008

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dog balls

In the poker variant of Texas Hold 'em, Dog Balls refers to holding pocket 8's (two 8's) as your hole cards. Superstitiously viewed as an unusually difficult hand to crack(beat).

I decided it was my time to go "all in" when I was dealt the dog balls.

by Robby Cross March 3, 2008

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jankmo-balls

Evolving from combination of "janky" and "sketch-balls" (which comes from, and has similar meaning to "sketchy"). An adjective describing something below standard, shady, or all around questionable. Can refer to behavior or an object.

1.) That hooker pulled a jankmo-balls move and gave me herpes and didn't even have the courtesy to tell me.

2.) My jankmo-balls '84 Toyota Camry is a dirty-ass hoopty that smells like dead rat.

by Todd January 5, 2004

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