dumpster cake

hood ass, can also be used in the context of which ones asshole is very shitty.

person 1: yoo my girl got dumpster cake,
person 2: daamnnn dude

by refargeger December 27, 2020

cake

when you think someone/something is too good to be true and unsure about it and it's too hard to believe

"You're so handsome, you look like a cake.."

"You're giving me $10,000?! TELL ME THIS ISN'T A CAKE!!"

by stoicgirl2002 July 13, 2020

trying to get cake

trying to get cake is a phrase used for the mandem who's trappin with the mandem then goes home and eats up the cake of his gyal pum

see that don joe he's a real trapper with us boys but when that don gets home hes trying to get cake which means he's getting bare action n that

Trying to get cake is also a song by recky rate the ting

by Harlem0 April 18, 2018

Beard Cake

The simple combination of beard shaving, and cake baking. This term refers to the act of oneself shaving their beard into cake batter, and presenting the final product to another person as revenge, or as a prank that will most likely end in a lawsuit or a restraining order.

Sally: I really don't like Jack's beard, so I told him to shave it, big mistake.

Jennifer: Why? I think he looks fine without it.

Sally: you don't understand, he gave me a beard cake this morning....

Jennifer: he shaved his beard.... into the...?

Sally: YES!!!

*both girls almost throw up*

by 1isallallis1 February 21, 2011

Honky cake

Any low grade single serve plastic wrapped cake or cookie

Couldn't afford to get the name brand so yall have to settle for them honky cakes

Hokey ,hooky

by Razorback82 July 9, 2016

Shame Cake

A slice of cake purchased at a gas station or grocery. The sweet taste of the cake is the only taste of sweetness that you will ever have again, due to you'd poor life choices.

After making a low score on the, MCAT I stopped by the grocery store, and picked out a slice of shame cake.

by Reginaldsquiveringmember July 21, 2018

Carrot Cake

The nether regions of a ginger person

Person 1: How'd you get on with that bird you left with last night?

Person 2: Ah man, I tongue punched that carrot cake

by P4987-NBQ51 November 30, 2021