Cunt Goblin

A person who gobbles the female genitalia like their life depended on it.

Girl or boy1: Hey can I gobble your cunt?

Girl or boy2: Yes, of course, You little Cunt Goblin.

by Pseudoralgia September 12, 2023

Moody cunt

Somebody who is never happy. They will complain about the slightest things and after you change plans to compensate for their dislikes they are still unhappy. The moody cunt.

Did you hear what Dave said about this weekends plans?
Yeah, he’s such a moody cunt

by TheSaintRaps May 24, 2023

Pickled Cunt

A vagina who has had so many penises inserted it starts to smell as if it has been pickled in vinegar.

Brad:" Joe did you hook up with Sarah?"
Joe:" No dude, took her panties off and she has a pickled cunt dude."

by crazymofo#1 September 16, 2015

oy cunt

It is something you say when calling for your friends

Oy cunt, let`s go to the store and buy you a dildo

by svevebrhfevnh,cefbelufgekugqf March 1, 2017

Cunt Barrier

When you and a mate become close enough that you can gratuitously call each other a cunt as a joke, and neither of you are offended in the slightest.

Me: Sup my favorite cunt in the world!
Friend: Oh hey, how was your day you daft cunt?
Me: It was long you absolute cunt!
Friend: We don't call each other cunts very often, do we you cunt?
Me: Haha we broke the cunt barrier 2 years ago you colossal cunt :)

by Lefty Power 123 September 12, 2020

bludge cunt

A bludgecunt is a rough bogan motherfucker who likes tacky violence and drinking VB.

AMY: What you watching?
JAKE: The NFL.
AMY: Oh jeez, you're such a bludge cunt.

by thebludger September 8, 2014

Cunt Punt

When a person of the female gender steps out of line and needs to be put in her place. It may take a swift kick to the crotch.

Rhone, your way out of line . Shut your big mouth or I'm going to cunt punt you.

by Shayna16 December 21, 2020