dog-cheating

definition: when a dog owner returns home bearing the scent of another dog on his or her clothing

you: "dog, i'm home!"

your dog: *sniffs*

your dog: "that ain't kibbles and bits i'm smelling you dog-cheating son of a-"

by whatinthediddly July 8, 2017

Designer Dog

A term used by scam artists to charge exorbitant prices for mutts.

My friend tried to sell me a Labradoodle for $1000 calling it a designer dog. I told him that the difference between a $50 dog and a $500 dog were papers and you can't get no papers on a mutt.

by Diasent January 8, 2015

dog gravy

a gravy made for dogs to make their food more succulent. mmmm wonder what it tastes like?

hey pooch want some DELISHUS DOG GRAVY?? with meaty rabbit and chicken flavour!

by pugfeatures October 11, 2008

Dog water

Something 5 grade boys say. Basically means trash, and if you say it, you sound really stupid. Has been said to my face.

Idiot: You are dog water
Me: sigh

by ImJustAsDumbAsEverybodyElse April 18, 2021

Dog Boner

Someone that you love, appreciate, laugh with, and also can give all the shit in the world too. This person is a friend you can shit on, and then end conversations with “love ya!” Most kirky has a name like Dylan.

Hey Dog Boner, call me back, love ya!

by LilSteph March 1, 2018

spotted dog

Esp. Southern US: Potted meat, a spicy puree of any kind of meat used as a pate or sandwich filler.

Spotted dog on crackers. Yum.

by monacat January 14, 2015

Poverty Dog

A hot dog made with a slice of bread instead of a bun

Bros eating a poverty dog

by I<3CP(COD Points) August 27, 2023