Too Drunk For This Chicken

Not being able to understand something, can not comprehend something, or can not handle something.

Example 1-
Guy 1: "This math test is so hard! What's the answer to number 5??"
Guy 2: "Dude i don't know, I'm way too drunk for this chicken!"

Example 2-
Guy 1: "Dude, i didn't know you could bench 225! Let me give it a shot"
Guy 2: "Ha, come on man, you're too drunk for this chicken."
Guy 1: "Man i ain't no Puss"

by ClydeBarker October 24, 2009

Fried chicken lips

Having remnants, usually crust and grease, on your lips after digging into a bowl of fried chicken.

Colonel: If I were you, I certainly wouldn't go into the interview looking like that?

Patricia: Why, is there something wrong with my dress?

Colonel: Naw bitch, you just forgot to wipe your fried chicken lips after lunch!

by Static1432 October 23, 2009

chicken scratch

when you have an itch and scratch so much you make a rash or damage the skin until bleeding

when you have crabs and scratch your balls until they bleed this is called chicken scratch

by kingjimmy2 January 9, 2008

Chicken Salad

A salad which includes raw beef.

Wow mum, this chicken salad is so good!

by ParkBench December 16, 2014

clucking like a chicken

To rant incoherantly while under the influence of a stimulant narcotic, such as amphetamines.

On Day Seven of the meth ride, Chester was clucking like a chicken.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

chicken noodle soup

One of the newest dances from Harlem, NY. Where you move your arms and legs in a way that looks so cool. And if you can do it well then you will have props.

Ayo Shanequa do the Chicken noodle soup......OHHHHHHHHH SHE RIPPED IT

by Gozzy August 13, 2006

Cluck U Chicken

chicken joint famous for the hottest wings in the world

Fuck U, Cluck U Chicken... that shit burnt a hole in my stomach!

by Nick D February 11, 2003