Penis flytrap

When you go to pee and your weener gets stuck in your fly, causing extreme pain

Scres ce emanating from the bathroom when my weener got stuck in the old penis flytrap

by D Flawless February 26, 2020

penis butt

the only appropriate thing to say when there is nothing else to say.

-No one loves me.
-...
-Are you not going to say anything?
-Penis butt?

by largepenisinasshole November 3, 2019

penis music

PEWHFIEWFEPWHPWHPOHWEFOWEIHWAOIHWAOIFHWAFHEPWOFWAFPAWHFEPWAFOIWAHYFPOIFHPOWFHWOIHFPFWHOFWFIOHWPERithink i broke my head

man 1: *tries to start a normal conversation*
man 2: penis music

by lettucehandler1324907123947928 March 15, 2021

whale penis

Someone or something that is very annoying.

Lacie is a whale penis.

by doggyman45454 November 7, 2006

penis erectus

someone who is such a complete penis that they exceed the parameters of the word.. they are in fact a penis erectus.

note: it can also be used at trivial moments

can you believe that cock was sleeping with 14 other girls?
-- what a penis erectus!

note eg: oh my god that penis erectus just stole my parking spot!

by -shorty- April 3, 2006

penis clapping

when two nude men stand facing one another and thrust their pelvises causing their penises to fly forward making contact and emitting a percussive sound.

Devendra Banhart was penis clapping with that drummer from his band.

by external vagina November 4, 2009

purple penis

after u fuck your penis turns purple because u fucked witout a condom

i fucked allie too much and i got purple penis

by alec February 20, 2004